1. A bit like Doc but turns up to the mine a lot less due to “poor health” (but actually still gets paid cartloads of gems to sit on his ass all day watching Jeremy Kyle).

2. Grumpy’s younger cousin. Likes sitting at the back of mine carts playing shitty grime music at full blast whilst happy-slapping any dwarf who dares to eyeball him.

3. Puts the “Hi” into “Hi Ho”.

4. Prone to borrowing the Evil Queen’s make-up. Profoundly disappointed when Snow white actually woke up again.

5. Like Sneezy, but 100 x more deadly.